And as it was written, so it shall be… how very introspective… now the day is done… and we have 2 new champions of the all england club… What a beautiful moment…
It wasn’t all perfection on the women’s side of things… The odds were slightly in favor of Muchova to take the crown, the septum pierced Noskova had other ideas… The winners to unforced were both at a +8 but the serving seemed to be the decider… Noskova won 74% of her first serves (50/68) and Muchova was at 64% (37/58) and total points won were also more favorable to Noskova (109/92) but other than that, it was very tight… #9 Noskova wins her first grand slam tournament with a 6-2, 5-7, 6-3 victory over #10 Muchova of Czechia. Either way, it was an appropriate winner and that also stopped Kresimir from beating the rest of you down further… You’re welcome (like I ordered it to happen ;P) – Congrats to Noskova… let’s see what she does with that… at 21, she has some time…

For the men, we get a repeat of last year with Sinner taking the Men’s Draw and being the last man standing… It wasn’t the beat down I wanted, but it will suffice… Four sets to #1 Sinner, 6-7(7), 7-6(2), 6-3, 6-4 over #2 wife beater (Zverev)… I did think with the confidence from winning RG 2026 might give him a bit of confidence… and considering he had never made it past the fourth round at Wimbledon, seems that did assist him… He also used the same joke he already used against Fritz, I no longer like you Jannick… hahaha… already done… where is the air sickness bag, because that is no longer funny… get a better joke… winners to unforced show the main part of the story… Sinner with 58/25 and Zverev with 49/45 – you can see the writing on the wall… Sinner took points at the opportune moment and Zverev only had one break point in the whole match… so, yay SINNER!!!

For you, nothing changed in standing… the men’s draw, if you had Sinner (all by Phirman) then you got additional points… if you entered the women’s draw… no more points… so… that result remains the same…
Men’s Draw
| Name | Points |
| Kresimir | 245 |
| Denise | 226 |
| Kelly | 203 |
| Eric | 196 |
| Dan | 194 |
| James K. | 186 |
| James P. | 154 |
Women’s Draw
| Name | Points |
| Kresimir | 219 |
| Denise | 124 |
| Dan | 123 |
| Eric | 122 |
| Kelly | 121 |
| James P. | 116 |
| James K. | 113 |
Worry not your pretty little heads… Kresimir will fall at the US Open… most likely is AMAZING fashion… no one can keep that up… but, we shall see… Thank you again for your participation… Enjoy the rest of your summer and we will chat again when we near its end…
The Commish!