And mind it I will! mmmm… oh, hello there… enjoying the tennis… I mean… some of you have some winners in the men’s quarterfinals… and most of you do NOT have anything left for the women’s draw… seriously… not a single option… #notsorryatfuckingall… I would really appreciate the assistance in making that hashtag trend… please and thank you… I said please…

So, ladies… ok, let’s start there… Muchova took down #14 Osaka of Japan in straight sets, 7-6(4), 6-4… It felt like Osaka couldn’t get her mind and body in the same game and she was fighting herself… She had some amazing shots, but it just wasn’t enough… #4 Pegula of the USA was the favorite going into the match, because Coco had never been past the fourth round at Wimbledon… but, Swiatek also hadn’t made it past the quarterfinals prior and she clobbered Anisimova with a double fucking bagel in the final last year… so, stats don’t apparently matter in the least… 4-6, 6-3, 6-3 to Gauff and she is now in the semis at Wimbledon… BRAVO! Kostyuk needed very little time and energy to take down #13 Paolini of Italy… 1 hour and 9 minutes is what it took to blast the ball through the court for a 6-3, 6-2 win… 2 hours from the start is what it took for Noskova to take out #25 Mertens of Belgium… Mertens took out Rybakina… Osaka took out Sabalenka… what a weird tournament… rumblings of the French Open 2026, but nowhere the destruction…

The men’s draw… Sinner ousts Struff of Germany… how did he get there again? Crazy… wins over #28 Nakashima, #8 Medvedev, grass court specialist Hurkacz and then he met Sinner… and buh-bye nice lady… get out of here, 7-5, 7-6(4), 6-3… and that is enough… Asshat as he is non-affectionately known gets a win over #3 Auger-Aliassime… Too many slip-ups from the Canadian and he just took the opportunities given… I don’t think he was necessarily the better player, he just came out the end with the win… He had 2 seeded players, Rinderknech and Auger-Aliassime… now, he has to face Sinner… and that will be interesting… I am sure asshat will push for the middle of the day (heat) because Djokovic knows he cannot win fairly… but, we shall see… They will be first on… so… likely in the heat of the day… #gosinner… and the magic of the season… Fery the WILD CARD of the UK (who was born in France, so super big eye-roll) takes out #9 Cobolli of Italy… It wasn’t a crazy tight match… one tight set… but 6-4, 7-6(4), 6-0 (BAGEL)… that sized up Cobolli… Lastly, the wifebeater ousts #6 Fritz 6-4, 6-4, 6-2… so much for that amazing serve… the wifebeater looked relaxed and I feel like the confidence he got from winning Roland Garros is holding up firmly here… Who is going to make the final? No one had Fery… some had the wifebeater… most have Sinner and Djokovic… so… points down below…

Kresimir is likely to win both the draws… sorry… well, not really… suck it losers… so, we will look to second place as a real exciting place on both draws… who is going to lose the best? I am looking through the choices on the women’s draw and no one made horrible choices aside from Serena winning… sorry James P… but, I do like where your head was at… Kelly was rooting for her too (as was I) but 44, that is a big ask… HUGE…

Women’s Draw

Name	Points	Champion	Finalist
Kresimir	179	Muchova	Noskova
Denise	124	Sabalenka	Swiatek
Dan	123	Rybakina	Pegula
Eric	122	Rybakina	Pegula
Kelly	121	Anisimova	Sabalenka
Phirman	116	Williams	Andreeva
Kotonias	113	Pegula	Rybakina

That is official, this is how the Women’s Draw will end… Kresimir can get more points for both of his finalists.. and the rest of you get NOTHING… that is right… NOTHING… There is still potential for points on the men’s side… but, I don’t think it will push up to where Kresimir is… Denise looks like she is going to pull this off in this draw also… currenlty in second with the most points to gain (90) but she is still 19 points back if Zverev makes it to the final… and that is how this show is going… but, REALLY good effort Denise…

Name	Points	Champion	Finalist
Kresimir	195	Sinner	Fritz
Denise	156	Sinner	Zverev
Kelly	153	Sinner	Fritz
Eric	146	Sinner	Fritz
Dan	144	Sinner	Shelton
Kotonias	136	Sinner	Fritz
Phirman	134	Medvedev	Zverev

I LOVE that the James’ are sharing the last position… go San Diego (Pizza Port for Denise)… better luck next time… although, I did really like some of your selections… I always pull for the underdog… unless it is asshat or wifebeater… This fortnight is almost over… who is going to pull it off and raise the plate/trophy at the end… only time will tell… Thank you for your participation… It is always fun for me 🙂

The Commish!