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I am going to be forward and honest… I HATE this three day first round bullshittery… Now, I know that isn’t a word, but it is now… so, deal with it… GOOD LORD, it has been too long… and yet, not long enough… How are you doing? (My best Wendy Williams voice while speaking into the proverbial void)… It has been some very odd tennis, no? Just me… I think it has been odd… some upsets, whether you count them or not… just wild… Anyway… Thank you again for joining… Let’s get into it…

Seeds who have fallen in the Women’s Draw… Right off the bat we had a very uninspired Czech player, #27 Krejcikova who takes a loss to Rakhimova… Townsend over #20 Chwalinska of Poland… to this little one’s credit, she is better on clay and showed that by reaching the final at Roland Garros…#30 Ostapenko from Latvia is out with a big loss to Maria… #28 Bejlek of Czechia out to Busca… #12 Bencic of Switzerland is ousted by Putintseva…. Now, why that doesn’t seem like a lot… These all played a small roll in the standings… Then Men’s Draw… that shit is MESSY!!!

Let’s start with a doozy… #12 Jodar of Spain took a straight set lost to Bu… granted, if it had been a long match yes… understood… but it was 2, 1 & 1… that is not good for Spain… not good at all… Ruud was out of the tournament before it started as was Cilic… so, if you had Ruud, you got the win from Gea… so, lucky you… #4 Asshat aka. Djokovic is out of the tournament… This is the first time he lost in the first round.. now, you ALL know I am not a fan… not even close; however, I don’t think it is anyone’s option to scream for his retirement… He is a good player, just an asshat of a human… He takes a loss to Navone.. and good for him… known as a better clay court player… but, a win is a win… #29 Norrie from Great Britain is out to Van Assche… whoopsie doodle… #10 Fils of France, who just won Cincinatti loses in the first round… Last one is Duckworth who takes out #30 Arnaldi of Italy… well… another one bites the dust…

Now, for you losers… and winners… Kresimir is beating all of you… yet again… and it is also April 1… so… nice try we aren’t falling for that… Dan is leading the Men’s Draw and James and Rob are leading the Lady’s draw… that is a nice change, unless you are Kresimir who is bitterly crying in a corner… Nicely done… no one is SO far ahead and I am actually pretty proud that most everyone is out of the 30s in round one… So, let’s get to some numbers…

Women’s Draw

NamePointsChampionRunner-up
James P.45SabalenkaAnisimova
Rob45SabalenkaGauff
Eric44SabalenkaGauff
Dan43GauffPegula
Kresimir43GauffKostyuk
Kelly41SabalenkaRybakina
Denise40GauffPegula
Tim39PegulaRybakina

Men’s Draw

NamePointsChampionRunner-up
Dan47Auger-AliassimeFils
Denise44AlcarazZverev
Kelly44AlcarazZverev
Tim44ZverevAlcaraz
Kresimir44SheltonMensik
Eric43AlcarazZverev
James P42ZverevAlcaraz
Rob39ZverevAlcaraz

Wow… I do see a LOT of the same… and Fils is out, sorry Dan… but, if it makes you feel any better, Kresimir has lost two of four semifinalists now… so… OH WELL… Kresimir Fucking won Wimbledon… so THERE…. But seriously… very interesting picks… I personally would be surprised if Alcaraz and Zverev make it to the final… I believe this is going to be a similar situation with a new winner for the Men… The women… I still believe in what I believe… and only time will tell… I hope you are enjoying the tennis and I will type at you very soon! Well, when round two completes… that seems about right…

The Commish!

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